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Live / Stay in the best FRIKKEN apartment in the world (Ntinda, Kampala, Uganda)

Who wants to stay in the best frikkin apartment in the entire world?

Take my 2 bedroom apartment in Ntinda for a staggeringly affordable $450 a month (1.6m UGX), or a ludicrously good value $290 a month (1m UGX) if you just take a room. This includes unlimited Zuku wifi, and all bills included too (WTF?!)

Please contact me on WhatsApp and we can arrange a viewing. virtual or otherwise:

+256 762 889 742

As well as being easily the finest house on the planet, in terms of aesthetics and physical attributes generally, literally, it will blow your mind – this place is also a bit like heaven, a spiritual oasis where angels frequently visit and sing sweet songs – you may find the meaning of life here … The only concern you ought to have really, is that you may never want to leave?!

“Ideal if you want an affordable base, during your holiday, as you explore the Pearl of Africa! Also good for longer stays too…” Said Marcus Warry, me – the chap who lives here usually..

The whole 2 bedroom flat is available for a month, between 3rd July and 3rd August, as I’m heading to Tanzania for a fight (I should say a boxing match.. ). However, if you just want a room, the dates are way more flexible, and when I’m back, you’d be my housemate essentially – and maybe we’ll become best mates for life? Who knows – I’ve written a bit more about me below, so you know what you’re getting into – or follow me on instagram to get a bit of a flavour too:

The sensible part of the advert:

Looking for a cozy and well-equipped place to call home for a while, or a brilliant base from which to enjoy your holiday in Uganda? Look no further! Our lovely 2-bedroom apartment in the heart of Ntinda, Kampala, is available for rent. Here’s what makes it so special:

For those who don’t know, Ntinda is a lovely suburb in Kampala – bit greener than others I’d say.. still only 15 minute boda from all the hot spots (Acacia Mall, Lugogo, Kololo etc.), but we have loads of cool stuff right on the doorstep too.

🌳 **Serene Balcony**: Start your day by soaking in the tranquility of the balcony, surrounded by lush greenery. Listen to birds chirping as you sip your morning coffee or practice yoga on the provided mats. There’s even basic gym equipment and a punching bag for your workouts.

🌐 **Unlimited Zuke WiFi**: Stay connected 24/7 with our high-speed WiFi included in the rent. Stream your favorite shows, video call with loved ones, or work remotely without any interruptions.

💻 **Sitting Room with beautiful balcony and views**:Chill on the sofa and watch a movie with popcorn (or your snack of choice – it doesn’t have to be popcorn). Lots of my art adorns the walls!! Mostly animals… and some boxing portraits..

💻 **Perfect for Remote Work**: Need a productive workspace? The sitting room doubles as an art studio and a home office. Enjoy breathtaking green views from the balcony while you work. You can even use our iMac if desired.

🛏️ **Two Comfortable Double Bedrooms**: One of the bedrooms features a TV with Netflix and an en-suite bathroom has views of the garden out the window (a electric mosquito repellant plug (thing) keeps them away). The other bedroom has its own separate shower room too, a lovely four poster bed with mosquito net attached. Both rooms have cupboards and plenty of storage space.

🍳 **Kitchen**: Get ready to unleash your inner chef! Our kitchen has all the basics you’ll need to cook up delicious meals (if you have the skills?), including a smoothie blender, toasty maker, coffee plunger (thing) , and more.

🛏️ **Two bathrooms**: The en-suite to the main bedroom has a bath in it, then there’s a separate shower room and and toilet for the spare room too – so each room essentially has it’s own bathroom.

🌍 **All bills are included in the price**: Forget the hassle of separate bills. Our rental price includes all utilities such as gas, water, and electricity. There’s also a TV with Netflix in the sitting room for your entertainment, with Zuku TV and millions of terrible channels for you peruse! 


Golly what a question – i’m a bundle of cells bound together pretty cleverly to make up a 90kg animal in the form of a man, aged 44, and from Wales who calls himself “Marcus Warry”. I live in Uganda, where I developed a passion for boxing – I’m a boxing promoter, i help out at a conservation charity, I started the Kyoto Foundation recently (art science and sustainability – – and i run a Social Impact Consultancy. In short I love art, boxing & debates. Get a flavour of who I am and what I get up to on my instagram here:

Why does this matter? (maybe it doesn’t!!).. But if you take a room, instead of the whole place, well, your trip / stay may correspond with when I’m back from Tanzania in August, and so I’d be your housemate at that point!

And if you’re taking the whole place, then it’s still a bit useful to know who I am perhaps – and to know that I’m available to help out with things as required, or even just give you some tips, if you’re new to Uganda. I love this place, and am very happy to share what I know

Please contact me on WhatsApp and we can arrange a viewing. Virtual or otherwise:

+256 762 889 742

Thank you!


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